Did any of you see the picture circulating the Internet of a college guy drinking a beer while “sledding” down a flight of stairs on a cardboard box? So awesome, by the way. The caption reads, “Alcohol … because no great story ever starts with a salad.” Simply stated, but full of truth! Maybe you even know the guy in the picture or maybe you know someone like him. Perhaps you’re the crazy drunk friend everyone wants to hang out with or does a mention of your name combined with a night out evoke fear in people’s hearts? What kind of drunk are you? Be honest! The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one. Lol.
Who do you (or your BFF or your man) resemble most from the list below?
- “The Denier” has never had more than two drinks, ever, even though he’s been in a bar for eight hours straight.
- The “Over-Affectionate” drunk freaking loves you, man.
- The “Sleepy” drunk can get comfortable anywhere at anytime for a quick catnap.
- “Rocky Balboa” seems to be able to pick a fight even with a cardboard cut-out.
- The “Potty Mouth” drunk has a vocabulary reduced to words that rhyme with duck, hit and ditch.
- “The Crier” — A total buzz kill. Enough said.
- “The Energizer Bunny” refuses to call it a night even when the sun comes up. His liver takes a licking, but he keeps on ticking.
- ”The Slur-er” always has something to say, but never seems to know what is going on. ”Hhheeeeeey, wheeeere d’ya think yeeeeeer goin?”
- “The Dirty Dancer” finds rhythm around midnight and loves to grind and gyrate to that alcohol-enhanced beat.
- ”The Reliable Drunk” is a pro drinker and a go-to at any point in the night. Lost someone? Need something? Ten sheets to the wind, the pro will still know.
What’s your late night persona? … Remember, you can always blame it on the booze.
