Nothing is better than the gift of sex. Well, unless you’re married with children and exhausted; then sex is more like a gift from Hell.
The good thing about sex as a gift, though, is that it doesn’t cost much. I asked my BFF’s husband Matt what would make a good ho ho ho gift for X-mas and his reply was, “Willingness to perform acts typically seen on DVDs.” I honestly can’t think of a better response from a happily married husband of 15 years. See, and that doesn’t cost anything!
Other tips include investing in a Santa hat and some lube. Why the Santa hat? So it looks like you actually tried. And why the lube? Duh, so you don’t have to work that hard.
Last but not least are the naughty Santa photos that you can make for him and send to his phone. Men seem to love it. If they aren’t looking at your body parts, you know they are looking at someone else’s — so you might as well send them some shots of you dressed up or dressed down.
Just be careful because his colleagues might also be checking out your mistletoe.
Got any other tips? Don’t forget to be PG-13!
